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"Psychedelics are probably responsible for every aspect of human evolution apart from the decline in bodyhair." -Terence McKenna
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Brains for dinner, brains for lunch.
Brains for breakfast, brains for brunch.
Brains on every single meal.
Why can't we have some guts?
Oi Oi Oi!
-The Misfits
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Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.
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My pet rock could kick your pet rock's ass anyday.
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where are you???
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Stfu
Your shading, illustrative style is right on the money!
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The Sushi Fairy is here to give you your very own addiction.
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The Sushi Fairy is here to give you your very own addiction.
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